The Bad Santa Naughty List Tavern Tour

This holiday season, Santa’s ditching the sleigh and hopping on the trolley for a wickedly fun, adults-only pub crawl you won’t soon forget. It’s the brand-new Bad Santa’s Naughty List Tavern Tour — a highly limited and hilarious party with just a few chances to ride! Join award-winning comedian Cullen Ryan as he embodies a beleaguered and bottomed-out Santa, bringing you edgy, off-the-wall, interactive comedy between stops at three classic local watering holes, all of which are dolled up for the season. It’s the perfect blend of laughs, libations, and a little bit of holiday mischief — all while enjoying a festive seasonal drink at each stop included with your ticket (drink offerings to be announced)!

From the seasonal warmth of The Local Store, we’ll depart on our festively decorated vintage trolley with Santa and his Naughty List leading the way. We’ll first visit Happy Hollow in Altoona, a decorated and spacious tavern filled with billiards and games of all kinds. After a drink and some fun, we’re whisked off to Shawtown’s classic corner bar, the Do-Dodge-Inn, bathed in a holiday glow, for games and a good time. With another drink down, we’re now off to the Brickhouse Pub & Grub (formerly the Labor Temple) for one more, along with their pool tables, darts, and that classic long shuffleboard. It’s the perfect way to celebrate the season (or just escape it) with a rowdy crew of like-minded adults! It’s the Bad Santa Naughty List Tavern Tour — where the laughs are as strong as the drinks, and the season’s greetings are anything but traditional!

IMPORTANT NOTES & DISCLAIMERS

This is a 21+ event and each rider will be carded. Tour is expected to last approximately 2.5 hours. NO FOOD OR DRINK of any kind is allowed on the trolley itself which means no carry-ins of any kind. Please expect adult themes with potentially RUDE & CRUDE humor, so if you’re easily offended this debaucherous event may not be for you. Participants are expected to drink safely and responsibly for themselves, and again, no drinks are allowed back on the trolley. Please make arrangements for a sober driver after the tour.

IN THE CASE OF HEAVY SNOW: It’s possible the trolley may need to close in particularly icy or heavy snow conditions. If this happens, tickets may be refunded or transferred to a different tour.

Gratuity is not included in the ticket price. All alcoholic samples or product offered as a part of this tour are provided to those 21+ for free by each establishment.